A GOOD joke lift up a BAD day

Although I wasnt really having a bad day at all today..Instead I have quite an eventful day..However not exactly very interesting..but not to the extend to depressing..yet not even near perfect...

Do you get the whole piece of crap that I was trying so hard to explain about my day??

Okay, back to the topic...side track off a little already now...

Actually the whole reason I blog in this post was because I thought of a video on you tube that I used to watch n laugh my heart out when I was really really really bored n lonely in kl..

Its a really nice..You surely get a great laugh out of it..

Nah..watch it..




Oh ya,I trip over a blog - "Teenage Lolita" by a girl who is working as a prostitute, call girl..A very different kind of blog yet very real and complicated..I mean its not some stupid bitchy blog where they post up all their stupid clubbing pictures or how many boyfriends they have..Its really something more than that..

While I was reading her blog..I feel kinda sad bout it..but yet I felt she was really really tough and daring..She had done the taboo job..really interesting blog..go check it out..Trust me about my recommendation..hehe...

Starting to get sleepy d..Thats all for today..nite nite..XOXO..

Hmmhmmph...

Just woke up from my date with sleeping beauty

Sitting in front of the "black box", switch it on and key in some useless ramblings into this blog entry...

Having the stupid "University of Sheffield" prospectus sitting straight right in front of me with it's front cover tittle that says "To Discover And Understand"

Transferring some captures of my daily life from my loyal follower (my phone) to the "black box" that I'm harassing now...

My brother 2 months ago with his "beckham" hair...

My brother now..an escape prisoner!!
Sweet little cuzzies..They look like sweet little girls..sugar, spices and everything nice!!

Thinking about what should I do with my time today...Should I just sit at home at chill with a book or should I call up the ji mui-ss for a cup of coffee..

Current book I'm reading - "GROSTESQUE"; A biography about a "grotesquely" beautiful Japanese girl who awe every man around her while her life were full of fantasy and jealousy. Living as every man's fantasy. Being placed as Goddess among her other not-so-beautiful peers. Turning her from a beautifully enchanting goddess into a side-street call girl (another word - prostitute) . A not-so-beautiful sister who earn her life through hard work yet not so intelligent but crazily scheming all her life.....A very interesting story...

Been obsessed with Asians story lately..Somehow feel better reading those stories rather than those ang-moh breed stories.

What else should I put in more into this non-usable post??

Having a sudden gush of interest delight on GIRLS HIP HOP...I wanna go check out some classes on that..

Currently mood - nonchalantness

Berlumut Hiking

Another update of my life...but this is really something worth blogging..and not as girlie and bimbotic as the earlier post..so much more MAN MAN MAN...

*** Anyway, I stil love my pretty nail..u better say its pretty as well..OR I WILL CEKIK TILL U DIE!!!*******

I went hiking at kluang with my colleagues a few weeks ago..I never ever expect myself to go..i mean..i love hanging around beaches, swimming, plays jet ski..and wateva water sport that i can afford of cos.

But hiking really was a great and interesting experience..it is nothing at all like a beach..very trilling but SUPER SUPER SUPER TIRING..You really need to have a lot of GUTS, DETERMINATION and STAMINA..

After the climb, almost half of my office are filled with ppl walking like crabs, cos all our legs dun seems to belong to us anymore. haha...

Nway, the climb took us 5 hours to go all the way to the peak, which is around 6 km from the moutain base. And took us another 4 1/2 hours to rush down to bottom of the mountain before it is REALLY DARK..

THE EXPERIENCE....
Before the climb..everyone loook clean and shiny...DC ARCHITECT CLIMBERS...
Here we go...still look damm relax..cos haven test out yet..baru nak start kereta..brooom brooom..
Check out these..Its a LEECH...damm gross..mini mini vampire which suck out ur blood till dey are full before they leave u..this was taken before it start to suck the blood..after dey suck ur blood it probably be as fat as 1cm diameter..which I also got 1 stuck at my foot...he wasnt dat fat at that time..so i guess he was js starting to feast on my blood. Bright orange mushroom..I think its poisonous..Aiya, beautiful things are always poisonous...CORRECT??


Still a long way to go..see the SUPER SUPER STEEP cliff..Its almost 90 degree..which not much trees to hold on..no step, just pure mud..we had to climb down from dat later as well..and it rained during the climb down..as in HEAVY RAIN..so its was so slippery that I slip so so so many times..oh ya, i cut my bloody hand at some thorny trees anyway during the climb down..cos i stupidly slip n fall...
A BLOODY BIG BIG BIG CENTIPEDE..
Taking a break at "Batu Bergigi"..thats cos there is a stone which look like ur teeth..Still looking quite fresh..not bad..hehe...
3 km more before reaching the peak...wah..damm tired d dat time..
A little exhausted here...rest rest...

Halfway through the peak..The weather starts to change into really misty..Seems very suitable for another chapter of horror movie...tsk tsk...
Breath taking view from tip of a very very steep cliff..You will never survive from the fall off this cliff..damm scary!!!

One of the beautiful and rare flowers u can find der..
YAY!!! we reached the peak..everyone was eating and resting beneath the white tent behind us..And I am totally drenched by the RAIN..we were basically hiking in the rain towards the last part of the climb..it rained heavily and none of us even had a raincoat with us..so der..hiking in the rain..interesting huh???

At the peak..I think the stone behind us is call Batu Botak..I dunno y is the name so funny as well...but it is botak la..so wateva..
some white fungus we found sticking out from a tree during my climb down..looks like some coral in the sea..haha..." If u swallow a piece of that, then u can attain IMMORTALITY Oh ya, I'm selling 1 piece for $10000 ..Hurry order now..leave me a comment if u wan k??I go pick some for ya..Imagine....IMMORTALITY leh..****hiak hiak hiak****sly smile***

Actually it was really dangerous to hike in the dark..esp when it is in the jungle. There would be so much "UNSEEN" things happens around u..

We reach the bottom of the mountain around 7.30..but at that time it was already pitch black..so dirty things did happen to us at that time.

Here goes......At that moment it was really dark..we hardly can see well..only depended on the light source from our handphones..When we almost reached the bottom of the moutain..we saw some flash light flashing at us, so we shouted back at them..however dey did not seems to notice us at all even we walk right pass them..Den only during dinner we realise that..at that point of time the "UNSEEN" were playing tricks on them. dey couldnt' hear or see us at all..SCARIEEE huh..but..thanks god nothing happen to us..we heard some other climbers seen routes that were never even there..woa...SCARRIIIEEE....

At the end of the day, we were dead exhausted, after 10 HOURS of climb..

Even though the drive from the mountain base to a nearby malay stall was probably only 10 minutes, but that moment seems to take 1 hour..my god..was so dead hungry..At that time ,I dunno whether the "TOM YAM" really taste that nice or because i was DEAD HUNGRY...woa..
All of us pigging out at our FOODS....

Lazy girl girl like me..slept the whole journey back home..took a long nice bath and slept again with my aching legs..When i say aching here..i dun mean a piece of YOKO YOKO patch can solve that problem..I mean REALLY REALLLY ACHING..its like i had walk the whole JOHOR STATE..I was doubting whether those legs were mine at that point of time..haha...

Dun worry now..my legs belongs to me now..haha....

PRETTTTYY nails

OOoooOOOpppsss!!!! Guess what I did to my nails..I ZHNG-ED my nails..for the first time I did something sort of well worth for my nails..(guys would probably think its a waste of time...my dad said, wat the hell did u do to ur nails??u think u princess or wat..really got ntg else better to do izzit??come and help me calculate the drawings la..)

Steps to create these princess nails
**err..I think should be wat i did to my nails la..cos i dun think its the proper way either..anyway the outcome was ok sooo...dun care la..RESULTS that matter ma

nice rite?? "better say nice ..or else!!"

1. Painted my nails with a layer of white (actually apply almost 3 layers per each nails..cos the stupid white were so transparent that I had to put a few layer before it's outcome is solid white) The moral of the story is never buy cheap nail polish..buy better quality wan..but u noe malaysian la..like to buy cheap cheap thing n expect it to be superior quality..So end up like that lo..cheapskate ppl..including myself..

2. Patient and wait wait till the white layer dry...den after dat put on a layer of clear coat..den put the DIAMANTES before it dries..the reason is so that the stupid small small diamantes can stick on ur nails lo..haha..
***Tips : wat i did was apply 1 coat of clear coat on 1 nail..den put the diamantes before continue to another nail..

*** Tips : Because the precious / stupid diamantes is SOOOOO small..small..small..u need to use a very sharp end FORCEP to pick up the diamantes and place it carefully onto ur nails..

Nah..use this forcep den can d..I bought this because I need to do my building model..

***Tips : Putting diamantes need a little touch of creativity...Especially for such UN-PROFESSIONAL ppl like me..But my brain is full of crazy crazy idea..so ok la, stil not that bad..

4. After putting the diamantes, I applied a layer of pink nail colour onto the bottom part of the nail..So at the end of the day, I will end up with a white tip nails and pink bottom with the diamantes separating both colour..

The diamantes is lined in between the white tip and the pink bottom.

5. Lastly, I apply another layer of clear coat..I'm not sure why did I apply dat layer for..but I think it might protect the diamantes and all the colour better gua..haha..

6. REST UR EYES!! After doing that so called "pretty-nails" my eyes had gone almost half blind..Took me the whole night js to do 10 finger nails and 2 toe nails..haha..

COMMENTS
*My boss : Shirlyn, wah...ur nails so nice ar..Princess can come to work wan meh?? Go for manicure ar??
Me : No ar..i did myself..(smile shyly)
My boss : Wah, so free ar..no need to work at home??I must give u more work d...Woman
ar..that is where all the man's money go la..

**Me : Mummy, nice ma nice ma..nice o not..see..so nice..
My mom : ya la ya la..very nice la..aiyo..really ho...

***Leong : Ying, ur nails bling bling o..send me see see..(---ss--ss--send the photo over)
Me : nice ma nice ma??nice rite...yay!!muack muack..nice nice
Leong : nice nice...

****Sister : Aiya, jie u very noisy leh..can u js do ur nails quietly or not..i wanna study la stupid!!
Me : eh eh, sheila, help me apply my right hand...my left hand cant do it..stupid..eh faster
leh..aiye..y u apply till so ugly wan..faster wash wash it off..apply again..aiyo..
Sister : GRrr....i hope u shut up and faster finish ur stupid nails..regret letting u do the nails
in my room..so damm noisy..faster do la auntie..aiyo..

------ok..i noe everybody js say nice to make me happy..i probably annoyed my parents and my sister already..-------

PWEeETttTTiIIiiEeEEEe nails...

Conclusion, I love my nails now..even though it is not perfect but i feel so much sense of satisfaction. I must try out more soon..but the stupid diamantes damm expensive lo..idiot..i bought it for RM9.00 for js 1 small packet of diamantes lo..grr...

So long since I blog..feel so guilty for not blogging for such a long time..but i was really lazy to actually..hmmm..i hope this post can make up for those that I missed.